Next on the tee, please welcome, from California, Xander Schauffle

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Next on the tee, please welcome, from California, Xander Schauffle

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The PA announcer who does these intros regardless the golf event piss me the fuck off. It’s a pet peeve if mine maybe none of you have, but ring intros for MMA or Boxing get it right. You get a good bio of the guy being highlighted.

But golf, pull your shit together man.

“From California”?

“From Sweden”?

Like that’s all we gon get up in this mothafawka like he ain’t got a hometown to be proud of that yall can’t put on the map for one god damn second?

“Next on the tee, please welcome, from California… Xander Schauffle”

Just the big ass state of California, it’s where he’s from… i guess.


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Re: Next on the tee, please welcome, from California, Xander Schauffle

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lettherebehouse wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 2:46 pm The PA announcer who does these intros regardless the golf event piss me the fuck off. It’s a pet peeve if mine maybe none of you have, but ring intros for MMA or Boxing get it right. You get a good bio of the guy being highlighted.

But golf, pull your shit together man.

“From California”?

“From Sweden”?

Like that’s all we gon get up in this mothafawka like he ain’t got a hometown to be proud of that yall can’t put on the map for one god damn second?

“Next on the tee, please welcome, from California… Xander Schauffle”

Just the big ass state of California, it’s where he’s from… i guess.


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Those that have a better resume have that announced:

Next on the tee....from Florida....the PGA champion in 1999, 2000, 2006 and 2007.....TIGER WOODS!
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that.

~George Carlin~
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