My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
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My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
We were roughhousing, what he threw was not a real hammer mind you, just a toy. The TV was off and the screen didn't shatter but I knew it would be fucked when I turned it on and it was.
Had that TV for 6 years and thought it could have made 10 easily but oh well. Thinking about going to 75 inches now but 65 is probably better for the viewing distance.
Had that TV for 6 years and thought it could have made 10 easily but oh well. Thinking about going to 75 inches now but 65 is probably better for the viewing distance.
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
sounds like the kid is shaping up to be a real winner
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
Uncontroversial wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:19 am sounds like the kid is shaping up to be a real winner
How old do you think he should be before I set him up with an account here?
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
13kobeunderbite wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:26 amUncontroversial wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:19 am sounds like the kid is shaping up to be a real winner
How old do you think he should be before I set him up with an account here?
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
Robceltsfan wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:26 am13kobeunderbite wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:26 amUncontroversial wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:19 am sounds like the kid is shaping up to be a real winner
How old do you think he should be before I set him up with an account here?
That's too long a wait, I don't want to risk Stars and TDK being dead
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
the boy seems already out of control and useless.
He's also in desperate need of REAL discipline from a REAL man.
If you ever need me to come over and whoop his little ass for breaking the TV let me know.
He's also in desperate need of REAL discipline from a REAL man.
If you ever need me to come over and whoop his little ass for breaking the TV let me know.
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
What was your reaction? I’d have def punished him for it but nothing too severe.. maybe just slit one of his nostrils or something.
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
Did you tell him to stop?

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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
I was triggered for like 3 seconds but I'm a sucker for my kids so I got over it quickly, it was an accident after all

I told him he's not watching anything until we get a new one and I'm not in a rush to replace it tbh, it'll probably be a few weeks. He doesn't get much screen time to begin with but now he's got nothing
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
Yeah it was a Thor hammer
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
CleveTown™ wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:29 am the boy seems already out of control and useless.
He's also in desperate need of REAL discipline from a REAL man.
If you ever need me to come over and whoop his little ass for breaking the TV let me know.
He's a little kid, he should be out of control, that's his job. If boys his age are sitting quietly they're probably drugged. We wrestle and mess around with roughhousing a lot.
Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
Flaccid Dan talking about “real discipline” when I guarantee those little bastards he babysits walk all over himkobeunderbite wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:14 pmCleveTown™ wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:29 am the boy seems already out of control and useless.
He's also in desperate need of REAL discipline from a REAL man.
If you ever need me to come over and whoop his little ass for breaking the TV let me know.
He's a little kid, he should be out of control, that's his job. If boys his age are sitting quietly they're probably drugged. We wrestle and mess around with roughhousing a lot.

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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
If you eat pork theres a 99% chance that you won't blow shit up or marry underage girls.
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
Funny as hell.
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Re: My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it
LNS wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 4:16 pmFlaccid Dan talking about “real discipline” when I guarantee those little bastards he babysits walk all over himkobeunderbite wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:14 pmCleveTown™ wrote: ↑Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:29 am the boy seems already out of control and useless.
He's also in desperate need of REAL discipline from a REAL man.
If you ever need me to come over and whoop his little ass for breaking the TV let me know.
He's a little kid, he should be out of control, that's his job. If boys his age are sitting quietly they're probably drugged. We wrestle and mess around with roughhousing a lot.![]()
You know his kid takes after his wife and has no respect for him, too