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My kid threw a hammer at the TV and broke it

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We were roughhousing, what he threw was not a real hammer mind you, just a toy. The TV was off and the screen didn't shatter but I knew it would be fucked when I turned it on and it was.

Had that TV for 6 years and thought it could have made 10 easily but oh well. Thinking about going to 75 inches now but 65 is probably better for the viewing distance.
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sounds like the kid is shaping up to be a real winner
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Uncontroversial wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:19 am sounds like the kid is shaping up to be a real winner

How old do you think he should be before I set him up with an account here?
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kobeunderbite wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:26 am
Uncontroversial wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:19 am sounds like the kid is shaping up to be a real winner

How old do you think he should be before I set him up with an account here?
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Robceltsfan wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:26 am
kobeunderbite wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:26 am
Uncontroversial wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:19 am sounds like the kid is shaping up to be a real winner

How old do you think he should be before I set him up with an account here?
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That's too long a wait, I don't want to risk Stars and TDK being dead
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the boy seems already out of control and useless.

He's also in desperate need of REAL discipline from a REAL man.

If you ever need me to come over and whoop his little ass for breaking the TV let me know.
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like father like son

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What was your reaction? I’d have def punished him for it but nothing too severe.. maybe just slit one of his nostrils or something.
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LNS wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 11:26 am What was your reaction? I’d have def punished him for it but nothing too severe.. maybe just slit one of his nostrils or something.
Did you tell him to stop?

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Shill Jackson wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 11:33 am
LNS wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 11:26 am What was your reaction? I’d have def punished him for it but nothing too severe.. maybe just slit one of his nostrils or something.
Did you tell him to stop?

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LNS wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 11:26 am What was your reaction? I’d have def punished him for it but nothing too severe.. maybe just slit one of his nostrils or something.

I was triggered for like 3 seconds but I'm a sucker for my kids so I got over it quickly, it was an accident after all :suds:

I told him he's not watching anything until we get a new one and I'm not in a rush to replace it tbh, it'll probably be a few weeks. He doesn't get much screen time to begin with but now he's got nothing
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:21 am Image

Yeah it was a Thor hammer
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CleveTown™ wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:29 am the boy seems already out of control and useless.

He's also in desperate need of REAL discipline from a REAL man.

If you ever need me to come over and whoop his little ass for breaking the TV let me know.

He's a little kid, he should be out of control, that's his job. If boys his age are sitting quietly they're probably drugged. We wrestle and mess around with roughhousing a lot.
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kobeunderbite wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:14 pm
CleveTown™ wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:29 am the boy seems already out of control and useless.

He's also in desperate need of REAL discipline from a REAL man.

If you ever need me to come over and whoop his little ass for breaking the TV let me know.

He's a little kid, he should be out of control, that's his job. If boys his age are sitting quietly they're probably drugged. We wrestle and mess around with roughhousing a lot.
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Funny as hell.
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LNS wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 4:16 pm
kobeunderbite wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:14 pm
CleveTown™ wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:29 am the boy seems already out of control and useless.

He's also in desperate need of REAL discipline from a REAL man.

If you ever need me to come over and whoop his little ass for breaking the TV let me know.

He's a little kid, he should be out of control, that's his job. If boys his age are sitting quietly they're probably drugged. We wrestle and mess around with roughhousing a lot.
Flaccid Dan talking about “real discipline” when I guarantee those little bastards he babysits walk all over him :laugh3:

You know his kid takes after his wife and has no respect for him, too
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