Certified Laker Fans Emergency Closed Door Session

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LeGOAT (lololol) + Top 3 player in the NBA + another 20-PPG Scorer = first-round knockout to a LOWER seed.

I guess I'd be disappointed too if I was a Lakers fan, BUT LA's front-office allowed this to happen when they rolled out the red carpet and kissed LeFraud's ass for the past 7 seasons... and now they're stuck with his $47-mil / year worthless ass until HE says he's finished.

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tdk why don’t you go make a thread about the state of the Bulls or something? No one is reading or responding to your posts.. I literally don’t even click “display this post” because you’re a fucking bore. Your threads get maybe 2-3 responses now and most of those are from you. You’re washed up.
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LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 11:48 am tdk why don’t you go make a thread about the state of the Bulls or something? No one is reading or responding to your posts.. I literally don’t even click “display this post” because you’re a fucking bore. Your threads get maybe 2-3 responses now and most of those are from you. You’re washed up.
You're triggered. Not good.

Accept the fact that LeFraud raped your franchise for 7 years and HE is in total control, not LA's front office... you just better pray he doesn't decided to stick around until he's 45 (which he might just do - lololol) because you know the Lakers will continue kissing his ass in return for first-round knockouts.

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lol @ TDK

Since Jordan left 27 seasons ago, the Shitcago Bulls have a TOTAL of FIVE (5) playoff series wins.

Lebron has won more series than that in L.A. ALONE. :lol:
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:02 pm :banderas:
And meanwhile the Heat are gonna build around Tyler “the faggot” Herro.

Have fun with that.
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Robceltsfan wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:01 pm lol @ TDK

Since Jordan left 27 seasons ago, the Shitcago Bulls have a TOTAL of FIVE (5) playoff series wins.

Lebron has won more series than that in L.A. ALONE. :lol:
I used to troll Bulls fans with “no Finals appearance in 20 years” and now we’re creeping up on “no Finals appearance in 30 years”. Absolute joke of a franchise.
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LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:08 pm
Robceltsfan wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:01 pm lol @ TDK

Since Jordan left 27 seasons ago, the Shitcago Bulls have a TOTAL of FIVE (5) playoff series wins.

Lebron has won more series than that in L.A. ALONE. :lol:
I used to troll Bulls fans with “no Finals appearance in 20 years” and now we’re creeping up on “no Finals appearance in 30 years”. Absolute joke of a franchise.
Has there been a worse franchise since the turn of the century?

I guess the Hornets and maybe the Wizards. Bulls are definitely in the bottom 3-5.
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LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 11:34 am
kobeunderbite wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 11:21 am
LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 10:45 am

After next season his contract is over and he’s on the verge of retiring anyway.. what exactly do you think we could even get for him?

Besides.. he has a No Trade Clause so it’s a moot point.

At least one 1st, maybe two. And I'm talking about working with LeBron to find the right trade, not pulling a Nico on him.
We’ll have something like $100m in cap space once LeGOAT is off the books next season. Obviously wasting another year of Luka’s prime isn’t ideal, but I think next season we just gotta cross our fingers and hope Pelinka makes some decent trades to help add some depth, or at least get us a half assed competent big man that can protect the rim and catch a few lobs. After that we can go guns blazing for another superstar to pair with Luka.. maybe someone like Giannis or even Jokic, as I imagine both are gonna lose this postseason and want out.

I'd take the picks, Lakers would get at least one first.
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Alright good talk, councilmen. So the consensus seems to be we’re cooked in this series, and it’s time to cut bait with Lebron and start building around Doncic asap.

That was always the plan anyway but a part of me still sees us taking this series despite where we stand right now.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:02 pm :banderas:
GS leading their series (vs. a higher seed) despite missing Jimmy Butler in Game 3.

Steph = legit, bonified NBA Champion and leader who inspires his teammates and brings out the best in them... unlike LeFraud, who can't even get out of the first-round (against a lower seed) with a Top 3 player and another AS caliber guy by his side.

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lettherebehouse wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:20 pm So the consensus seems to be we’re cooked in this series, and it’s time to cut bait with Lebron and start building around Doncic asap.
Except we CAN’T trade LeGOAT because he’ll never agree to it. He’s not going to abandon his fuckboi son. We just gotta wait out one final season and then we’ll have close to $100m in cap space to build around Luka with. And like I said.. both Giannis and Jokic will be free agents the season after that I believe, and neither are happy with their current teams. Don’t Luka and Jokic fag out for each other?
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LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:39 pm
lettherebehouse wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:20 pm So the consensus seems to be we’re cooked in this series, and it’s time to cut bait with Lebron and start building around Doncic asap.
Except we CAN’T trade LeGOAT because he’ll never agree to it. He’s not going to abandon his fuckboi son. We just gotta wait out one final season and then we’ll have close to $100m in cap space to build around Luka with. And like I said.. both Giannis and Jokic will be free agents the season after that I believe, and neither are happy with their current teams. Don’t Luka and Jokic fag out for each other?
LeBust gonna play another 3-4 years on 1-year contracts AND the Lakers will agree, assuring the franchise of several more first-round knockouts.

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LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:39 pm
lettherebehouse wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:20 pm So the consensus seems to be we’re cooked in this series, and it’s time to cut bait with Lebron and start building around Doncic asap.
Except we CAN’T trade LeGOAT because he’ll never agree to it. He’s not going to abandon his fuckboi son. We just gotta wait out one final season and then we’ll have close to $100m in cap space to build around Luka with. And like I said.. both Giannis and Jokic will be free agents the season after that I believe, and neither are happy with their current teams. Don’t Luka and Jokic fag out for each other?

It's very easy to imagine Jokic joining Luka in LA, both of them low key hate black players and would love to embarrass the league by dominating together.
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kobeunderbite wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:49 pm
LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:39 pm
lettherebehouse wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:20 pm So the consensus seems to be we’re cooked in this series, and it’s time to cut bait with Lebron and start building around Doncic asap.
Except we CAN’T trade LeGOAT because he’ll never agree to it. He’s not going to abandon his fuckboi son. We just gotta wait out one final season and then we’ll have close to $100m in cap space to build around Luka with. And like I said.. both Giannis and Jokic will be free agents the season after that I believe, and neither are happy with their current teams. Don’t Luka and Jokic fag out for each other?

It's very easy to imagine Jokic joining Luka in LA, both of them low key hate black players and would love to embarrass the league by dominating together.
Lol
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LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:05 pm
AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:02 pm :banderas:
And meanwhile the Heat are gonna build around Tyler “the faggot” Herro.

Have fun with that.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 1:20 pm
LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:05 pm
AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:02 pm :banderas:
And meanwhile the Heat are gonna build around Tyler “the faggot” Herro.

Have fun with that.
Tyler isn’t gay. He has a child
Aye man I said this was a closed door session
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 1:20 pm
LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:05 pm
AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:02 pm :banderas:
And meanwhile the Heat are gonna build around Tyler “the faggot” Herro.

Have fun with that.
Tyler isn’t gay. He has a child
Sometimes your autism really does rear its head, dude
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Robceltsfan wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:09 pm
LNS wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:08 pm
Robceltsfan wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:01 pm lol @ TDK

Since Jordan left 27 seasons ago, the Shitcago Bulls have a TOTAL of FIVE (5) playoff series wins.

Lebron has won more series than that in L.A. ALONE. :lol:
I used to troll Bulls fans with “no Finals appearance in 20 years” and now we’re creeping up on “no Finals appearance in 30 years”. Absolute joke of a franchise.
Has there been a worse franchise since the turn of the century?

I guess the Hornets and maybe the Wizards. Bulls are definitely in the bottom 3-5.
Coincidentally every Bulls fan that still posts here “stopped watching the NBA” lol

tdk, Titan, Deez.. none of them watch bball anymore. Stars used to be a Bulls fan IIRC and then jumped ship to the Mavs. Such a hapless organization. Glad I’ve been able to witness their downfall.
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