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The Gorilla vs 100 men

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Let’s say that the 100 men are prime Shaq 1999-2002.

If 10 men charge the gorilla, the gorilla loses after the 4th swarm.
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What probably happens is the gorilla rips the guy's arm right out of his socket, and guys 5-100 get scared as shit asap
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I think one wave of Shaqs should do it TBH
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I can't believe this has even been a debate.

People don't seem to understand the relative size/weight of gorillas. The absolute largest silverbacks are under 6 ft tall, and ~500 lbs. While that is definitely heavier and stronger than the average guy, it's not in the realm of unbeatable in physical combat.

Gorillas aren't agile and fast like a big cat, don't have the stamina of humans, and are pretty uncoordinated for their size.

If every dude was committed and coordinated, you could take down a gorilla with a significantly lower number of humans. Hit & run, bait tactics, coordinated pack & attrition combat, much higher intelligence level, etc. The advantages a pack of dudes has over a single gorilla are numerous, and the gorilla would wear down long before the humans. Realistically 100 guys just running at a gorilla would terrify it and it would run.

Now if the question was something like 100 men VS a Kodiak bear, it would be much more favored towards the bear.
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 12:40 pm What probably happens is the gorilla rips the guy's arm right out of his socket, and guys 5-100 get scared as shit asap
its a given that the first 2 swams will be killed but will inflict enough damage to slow down the gorilla. the subsequent swarms will finish him off.
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Are all 100 men fighting the gorilla simultaneously?

Per a quick Google search the average male weighs 200 pounds.

That's 20,000 pounds of man versus around 500 pounds of gorilla.

I feel like men could just topple it by charging it simultaneously and weighing it down.

Sure, a few Jimmies and Joes are getting demolished and maybe some will run after seeing the death but overall I think the males just beat it by having a massive overall weight advantage and a clear intelligence advantage.
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or in other words 1 artman :lol:
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I think it depends on if the people have time to plan or are just dropped into a room with a gorilla. With time to plan and strategize, the people win if they don’t get scared seeing a couple people being torn apart. If it’s 100 random people dropped into a room with no warning, gorilla kills them all
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Unanswerable.
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wailuaFC wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 2:37 pm I think it depends on if the people have time to plan or are just dropped into a room with a gorilla. With time to plan and strategize, the people win if they don’t get scared seeing a couple people being torn apart. If it’s 100 random people dropped into a room with no warning, gorilla kills them all
Naw.. eventually even the weakest of punches add up, and they’ll wear him down. It’s not gonna fight like a person it’s a fucking animal.. it’ll one shot a few unfortunate people by flailing wildly, but if the rest hit and move it’ll take a massive toll. Survival instinct will kick in fast for the people there. There might even be a few moments where they toss a weak person towards the gorilla to distract it (I’d push Stars in front of it for example), and while it’s busy crushing the bastard’s skull the other people start punching and kicking.
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LNS wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 2:54 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 2:37 pm I think it depends on if the people have time to plan or are just dropped into a room with a gorilla. With time to plan and strategize, the people win if they don’t get scared seeing a couple people being torn apart. If it’s 100 random people dropped into a room with no warning, gorilla kills them all
Naw.. eventually even the weakest of punches add up, and they’ll wear him down. It’s not gonna fight like a person it’s a fucking animal.. it’ll one shot a few unfortunate people by flailing wildly, but if the rest hit and move it’ll take a massive toll. Survival instinct will kick in fast for the people there. There might even be a few moments where they toss a weak person towards the gorilla to distract it (I’d push Stars in front of it for example), and while it’s busy crushing the bastard’s skull the other people start punching and kicking.
Think about the average person. We’re talking a large amount of artman and rob types out there. How much damage do you really think those kinds of guys are going to do to a gorilla?
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wailuaFC wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 4:29 pm
LNS wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 2:54 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 2:37 pm I think it depends on if the people have time to plan or are just dropped into a room with a gorilla. With time to plan and strategize, the people win if they don’t get scared seeing a couple people being torn apart. If it’s 100 random people dropped into a room with no warning, gorilla kills them all
Naw.. eventually even the weakest of punches add up, and they’ll wear him down. It’s not gonna fight like a person it’s a fucking animal.. it’ll one shot a few unfortunate people by flailing wildly, but if the rest hit and move it’ll take a massive toll. Survival instinct will kick in fast for the people there. There might even be a few moments where they toss a weak person towards the gorilla to distract it (I’d push Stars in front of it for example), and while it’s busy crushing the bastard’s skull the other people start punching and kicking.
Think about the average person. We’re talking a large amount of artman and rob types out there. How much damage do you really think those kinds of guys are going to do to a gorilla?
They’re going to be the cannon fodder that every army needs. :suds:
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LNS wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 4:54 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 4:29 pm
LNS wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 2:54 pm

Naw.. eventually even the weakest of punches add up, and they’ll wear him down. It’s not gonna fight like a person it’s a fucking animal.. it’ll one shot a few unfortunate people by flailing wildly, but if the rest hit and move it’ll take a massive toll. Survival instinct will kick in fast for the people there. There might even be a few moments where they toss a weak person towards the gorilla to distract it (I’d push Stars in front of it for example), and while it’s busy crushing the bastard’s skull the other people start punching and kicking.
Think about the average person. We’re talking a large amount of artman and rob types out there. How much damage do you really think those kinds of guys are going to do to a gorilla?
They’re going to be the cannon fodder that every army needs. :suds:
When Artie sees this thread, he'll be letting us know how he'd clock that gorilla with ease.
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Its ridiculous. This seems like more feminist trolling of men.
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_Vcsgrizzfan_ wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 2:49 pm Unanswerable.
Dude we have Trump for president. All we need is for him to decide we are dropping a gorilla inside an El Salvador prison yard and we have our answer.

Logistically, you can only get a handful of men attacking the gorilla at once. You won't have 20 guys all hitting and kicking the gorilla simultaneously. My only question is what type of stamina does the gorilla have? How fast before a gorilla gets worn down?
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The gorilla gets a train run on it.
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It's on.
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LNS wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 4:47 pm The gorilla gets a train run on it.
Yep, just like the bitch who came up with this idea.
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artman has big fat tits
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Uncontroversial wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 8:47 am
Lol they made that gorilla like 3x the normal size.. looks like they’re fighting Mighty Joe Young.
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